so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Just pee around me
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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