i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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