i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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