I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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