Define "chronic" masturbator.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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