Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
What a dumb baby whore.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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