Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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