the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
no you cant smoke seaweed
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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