I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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