Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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