"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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