If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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