How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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