But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just cut my nipple shaving
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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