I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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