He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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