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(623): View more from Arizona

So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.

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(434): View more from Virginia

I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.

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(940): View more from Texas

I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl

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you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.

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(404): View more from Georgia

So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.

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(678): View more from Georgia

At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2

(908): View more from New Jersey

Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.

(404): View more from Georgia

First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it

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