We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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