ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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