You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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