The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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