Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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