there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
