I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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