And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
This can only be settled by a dance off.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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