who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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