he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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