Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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