If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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