Hey man sorry I got all grabby
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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