Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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