Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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