I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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