We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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