Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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