I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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