Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Just invented taco cereal.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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