he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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