YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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