Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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