Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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