the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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