well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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