No, you can still breathe under the balls.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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