i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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