i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
this hospital has no fireball
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize
