I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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