i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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