i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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