Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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